Doorbell ditching is still a thing those punks at it again Hello? Hello? Man hope we don’t get egged. Why aren’t they on facebook or taking selfies? Do something productive like troll a right-wing Last Week Tonight youtube comment hater with sarcastic reasoning. The wild cats are screaming again kinda sounds like a child. Chilly night smalltalk while thoughts on search party linger and flashlights spot up tree trunks hiding clues to the crime. Neo-noir dark psychological thriller in everyone’s head with paranoia because the devil only strikes before a heavy rain. It’s probably just the punks again. Someone get them red dots please.